Time for new beginnings of creating the very best life for the rest of our days. I really can't give any better wishes than the ones presented on this greeting card so have borrowed it to share.
New Year's Wishes
May you get a clean bill of health from your
dentist, your cardiologist, your gastroenterologist, your urologist, your
proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the I.R.S.
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs
and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your
cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.
May New Year's Eve find you seated around the table,
together with your beloved family and cherished friends. May you find the food
better, the environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure more
fulfilling than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.
May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what
others see in you delight them. May someone love you enough to forgive your
faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.
May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls
until you finish dinner, may the commercials on TV not be louder than the
program you have been watching, and may your check book and your budget balance
- and include generous amounts for charity.
May you remember to say "I love you" at
least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parent, your siblings and
cherished friends.
And may we live in a world at peace and with the
awareness of God's love in every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every
baby's smile, every lover's kiss, and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous
beat of our heart.